Privacy Policy

We don’t share shit with anyone for any reason. The only thing we do with your email address is send you an email each week per your request. We might also laugh at your email address because it has a bunch of numbers, indicating that you were late to sign up for Gmail and all of the letters-only variations of your name were taken. Noob. You can unsubscribe any time, we don’t care. Well, we do a little because we want you to like us. That’s about it. We’re cool here, right?