This is going to be harder than I had ever imagined.  I knew I would be forced to do some unsavory things through this experiment, but I never knew I would have to sink so low so fast. I cannot back out on the very first dart.

Therefore I shall force myself to go see Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience at the Ziegfeld Theater on 54th & 6th.  The bright side of this is that this is my version of shooting a hostage or two during a standoff.  It lets you know how serious I am about this.  I could have pulled the dart out.  I could have pretended it hit something else entirely.  But no, I am going to subject myself to a theater full of tween girls schreaming their shrill little cries of celebrity adulation.  Maybe this won’t be so bad after all…